There are a few things about Rihanna that are undeniable: she’s cute, she’s talented, she likes risky fashion choices and she’s having a tough year. She’s made only a handful of public appearances since the Chris Brown incident, and canceled her comeback performance because she hadn’t fully recovered.
But if looking good is the best revenge (as Anne Hathaway effortlessly proved when her ex was sentenced to prison), then Rihanna’s hair needs help. This is what it used to look like:
I realize the image quality isn’t great, but you get the idea. Short, sassy and adorable. She really owned this look, and separated herself from all the other starlets with long, blond, boring hair.
But in the past few months, her hair has gone from sexy to shaggy, crazy, shaved and weird. The sides keep getting shorter while the top gets bigger, but instead of being mohawkish, it just looks like there is a messy cock’s comb on her head. Seriously:
This is not fierce. This is not sexy. This is not cool. It’s just crazy. Her hair needs help.

