Just when I thought Jessica Simpson couldn’t get any stupider or more repellent, I run across this quote on Popsugar, regarding her new rooster necklace:

“This is my cock! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I don’t have a cock at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. I saw it and said to myself, I’ve found my cock! I’ve found my man!

Ugh. I don’t even know what to say to this. Just ugh. Someone needs to shut her up. Maybe she shouldn’t have fired her publicist after all? I guess that comment is meant to be cute and ditzy, but I find it gross. On the other hand, Ashlee Simpson has been looking adorable in her Chicago promo shots, and I love the little gray cap she’s been wearing all over town these days. Cute!