So if you read the post below, you’ll see that I’ve included my favorite picture of Britney as inspiration to get in shape. In the spirit of totally making fun of celebrities who have embarked on a two-year, redneck, downward spiral, I’m including this second picture. I got it courtesy of the girls at Go Fug Yourself (the link is in my blogroll) and I highly recommend visiting their site. Their critiques of everyone are hilarious, but I especially love the pages dedicated to Britney Spears, most of which have been written from her point of view. Hysterical! (I also like the ones on the Simpson girls). Now, everyone cuts new and first time mothers a little slack; they are generally sleep deprived, have raging hormones, and are dealing with changing bodies. However, Britney is a bajillionaire with a stylist, and Sean P. is not exactly a newborn in this photo. So without further ado, may I present Mrs. Federline…

What the hell happened to this woman?
1. When is it acceptable to wear a black bra with a white top? Never.
2. When is it acceptable to wear a regular bra with a halter top? Again, never.
3. This is why I don’t like low rise jeans. It’s nearly impossible to find any other cuts these days, and in addition to the lovely “muffin top” they create, they also tend to leave your undies hanging out. Doubly bad if you’re wearing a thong. So, unless, you’re say, out slutting it up at a club, and NOT at a restaurant in the middle of the day with your child, low rise jeans+thong=bad. Unless maybe you’re trying to attract the attention of any guy who might swoop in and save you from your loser/mooch husband, but I’m guessing this is the look that attracted K-Fed in the first place, and the only thing worse than one Kevin Federline type hanging around is multiple Kevin Federline types hanging around. I’m just sayin’.