So, when I mentioned to my husband that I had netflixed Blue Crush, he got this expression on his face: half confusion/half derision. “Is that that surfing movie?” he asked. Okay, I was totally embarrassed, but I had a day off and wanted to do something girly. Since I am stoked for my impending trip [...]

I’ve avoided talking about the whole Britney thing, because honestly, what’s left to say? I don’t necessarily think that shaving one’s head equals crazy, nor do I believe that rehab is always the best place to go for emotional problems (perhaps she should try therapy?). So, I’ve just left the whole thing alone. But this. [...]

I’ve been a fan of Cameron Diaz for years. I dig her goofy, surfer girl vibe, and I especially like her now that she’s speaking up for the environment. I also love her nautical-themed outfit. I wonder where I can get some jeans that make my legs look ten miles long?

I was at a party Saturday night, and over the course of the evening, a true hatred for Carrot Top emerged. I think it began when someone asked everyone to name the best celebrity that they’ve ever met, and I said that my husband’s answer was Carrot Top, whom he once glimpsed at a regional [...]

Check out this response to “Dick in a Box.” It’s actually pretty good. This YouTube version is abbreviated; watch the whole thing here.

Hilarious. I guess this also serves as the Lyrics of the Day.